May 4, 2017
I know this is a controversial opinion, but finals week signals the ending of this hellish semester and our impending departure from this hellzone.
Not to mention that there’s really no better way to ignore your personal problems than by burying yourself in a literally impossible amount of work.
The Justice Department is prosecuting an activist for laughing at Jeff Sessions.
Ironically, this whole incident merely confirms what we’ve known all along.
White cis men’s greatest fear is that women will laugh at them, and unfortunately that fear is very much well-founded. ):
Class & Charter Day.
Can we all stop pretending we enjoy this day?
It’s bad and boring and everyone always passes out by 5:00 p.m.
This year you’ll find me drinking a tiny beer in my bed and stalking Donatella Versace’s insta.
Oh, and the forecast calls for rain!