Features
Bachelorette and Bachelorette
By Features Staff
April 20, 2017
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Emily Randrup ’17:
Name: Emily Randrup.
Hometown: West Chesterfield.
Home on Campus: Milbank 13.
Major: Psychology.
Turn on? Razberritas.
Turn off? Nicholas Cage scarecrows.
If you were a dorm, which would you be and why? Farmhouse, because I’m fun and right in the middle of everything, but sometimes you forget I exist.
If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, whom would you pick and why? Hilary Duff and Panic! at the Disco .
What advertising slogan best describes your life?
“M’m M’m Good” (Campbell’s Soup).
What TV genre best describes you?
“That’s so Randy” - a DCOM.
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you? Are you my big toe? Because I want to bang you on my furniture all day.
What’s your type? Anyone with an affinity for Icelandic soft rock and a passion for the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song.
What are three things you cannot live without?
Cheese, my bed and a good healthy dose of mildly aggressive competition.
If you were any social space, what would it be?
The diner because sometimes at night on the weekends I transform into something that’s overwhelming and amazing.
Where do you go when you want to be alone? My bed when Becca’s not there (so not very often).
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be?
Scandanavian club.
What’s your patronus and why? Refuse to participate in the cult that is Harry Potter.
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose? Releasing the rock swing from the chains of oppression.
What would you give a thumbs up? Tex mex margs.
What would you give a thumbs down? Tex mex without margs.
Who would you say is your campus crush? The notorious RDG.
Who would you say is your faculty crush?
The Al Ham statue.
If you were a food, which would you be and why?
I’ve been told I’m a salad.
Emma Weller '19:
Name: Emma Weller.
Hometown: St. Louis, MO.
Home on Campus: Bundy Fundy.
Major: Spanish.
Turn On? Anyone who knows St. Louis is not the South.
Turn Off? Your music, because it’s past 9pm and I am trying to sleep.
If you were a dorm, which would you be and why? Does the Science Center count?
If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, whom would you pick and why? Sia and Flo Rida, because you are always welcome to my house but don’t touch my chandelier.
What advertising slogan best describes your life?
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you? I lost my number, can I have yours?
What TV genre best describes you? Medical drama.
What’s your type? Movie stars.
What are three things you cannot live without? White Converse, my vest and Vineyard Vines hat.
If you were any social space, what would it be? The annex because I always seem to end up there.
Where do you go when you want to be alone? The Glen.
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be? Conspiracy Theorists.
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose? Swimming in the KJ water feature.
What would you give a thumbs up? Mac and cheese day at diner.
What would you give a thumbs down? Drunk visitors at 3 a.m.
Who would you say is your campus crush? That one guy in my bio class.
Who would you say is your faculty crush? Diann Lynch.
What would your perfect date be? Picnic on the field.
What is the weirdest thing currently in your room? Anything from my klepto days.
If you could remake the points system, what would be the number one offense? Taking more than 2 minutes to cross the crosswalk.
If you were a food, what would you be and why? A KIND bar, because preppy people like me and I am a little crunchy.
Lights on or lights off? Off because my roommate is always sleeping.