Features
Bachelorette and Bachelorette
By Features Staff
May 4, 2017
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Dorothy Atkin-Mapes ’17:
Hometown: Rochester, NY.
Home on Campus: Carn.
Major: Math and Government.
Turn on? Ordering mozz stix at diner.
Turn off? Math majors.
If you were a dorm which would you be and why? Ferg because I’m highly valued but rarely used.
If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, whom would you pick and why? Elton John and Hannah Montana because Lion King is life but the hoedown throwdown completes me.
Lights on or lights off? A single candle glowing from across the room.
What advertising slogan best describes your life? Betcha can’t eat just one.
What TV genre best describes you? The musical episodes on Grey’s Anatomy.
What’s your type? People who slightly resemble Kovu from Lion King 2.
What are three things you cannot live without? Outwit, Outlast, Outplay.
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you? Did someone roll a 7? Because you just stole my heart (and one wheat).
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be?
The Buffers because I need to work on my lower range.
What would your perfect date be? Singing every Troy and Gabriella duet from all three High School Musicals.
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose? Not having to take the swim test.
What would you give a thumbs up? Toast.
What would you give a thumbs down? The Second Amendment.
Who would you say is your campus crush? Ian Hohm.
Where do you go when you want to be alone? I’d rather be with Becca.
What is the weirdest thing currently in your room? A Cinderella wand that makes noise when you wave it.
If you could remake the points system, what would be the number one offense? Playing a song on the diner jukebox when it’s not Diner b.
If you were a food, which would you be and why? Mystery flavored dum-dums because I’ll probably disappoint you.
Becca Gorlin ’17:
Hometown: Minneapolis, MN.
Home on Campus: Milbank 13.
Major: Women’s and Gender Studies.
Turn On? Plaid.
Turn Off? No plaid.
If you were a dorm which would you be and why? List: the dorm that would’ve been.
Lights on or off? Meh.
What advertising slogan best describes your life? Because I’m worth it.
If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, whom would you pick and why? Bob Dylan and Prince because I’m Minnesotan royalty.
What TV genre best describes you? Educational Children’s Television on PBS.
What’s your type? Sensitive Lumberjack.
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you? If you have a taco emergency, call 9-Juan-Juan.
If you were any social space, what would it be? Any space I enter becomes a social space.
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be? Post-Structuralists Club.
What’s your patronus and why? Well, Pottermore told me I’m a rat, but I’m usually compared to an Afghan Hound or Sara Bareilles.
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose? Release the rock swing from the chains of oppression.
What would your perfect date be? Cuddling with Milbank 13.
What are three things you cannot live without? Label maker, Sour Patch Kids and attention.
What’s the weirdest thing currently in your room? Assorted woodland creature measuring cups.
Who would you say is your campus crush? Boys Pt. 1 and 2.
Who would you say is your facultry crush? Doc Woods.
Where do you go when you want to be alone? I prefer not to be alone. I’d rather be with Dorothy.
What would you give a thumbs up? Minnesota Nice.
What would you give a thumbs down? Minnesota Ice.
If you could remake the points system, what would be the number one offense? Mansplaining.
What’s the last lie you told? McEwen’s mixed vegetable medley is the best.
If you were a food, which would you be and why? Tater tot hotdish because I’m aggressively Midwestern.