February 23, 2017
Jessye McGarry gets a job at Clickhole.
Former TUTD writer Jessye is moving on to big and glamorous things in the windy city!
Mary Langworthy accepts a wonderful job offer.
A big congratulations to Mary!
Hamilton summer is approaching and I’ve been having nightmares.
I’ve recently been plagued by the memory of a girl who threw a watermelon from Babbitt and then proceeded to eat it off the ground.
Babbit in general is rather unfortunate.
There will be no Sacerdote Great Names Speaker.
For some “it was the saddest e-mail I’ve ever seen. Previous failure justified more failure.”
Others say “if they had just not mentioned it at all no one would have even remembered that event.”