February 23, 2017
Thumbs Up:
Jessye McGarry gets a job at Clickhole.
Former TUTD writer Jessye is moving on to big and glamorous things in the windy city!
Mary Langworthy accepts a wonderful job offer.
A big congratulations to Mary!
Thumbs Down:
Hamilton summer is approaching and I’ve been having nightmares.
I’ve recently been plagued by the memory of a girl who threw a watermelon from Babbitt and then proceeded to eat it off the ground.
Babbit in general is rather unfortunate.
Who Cares?:
There will be no Sacerdote Great Names Speaker.
For some “it was the saddest e-mail I’ve ever seen. Previous failure justified more failure.”
Others say “if they had just not mentioned it at all no one would have even remembered that event.”