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Bachelorette: Liza Frazier

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Hometown: Natick, M.A.

Home on Campus: Minor.

Major: Government.

Turn On? Consent.

Turn Off? Pants that don’t fit well.

If you were a dorm which would you be and why?

Keehn because there are some very weird people and some less weird people and it kind of evens out.

What advertising slogan best describes your life? Just do it.

Lights on or off? On.

What TV genre best describes you?

Reality TV, because I love watching drama but I don’t actually want to be a part of it.

What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you? “I’d love to lie-za next to you,” –Cilly, right now.

What’s the last lie you told? “I’m going to finish this reading tonight.”

What’s the meaning of life? Pet all the dogs you can.

If you were any social space, what would it be? Bundy because I’m kinda sweaty and I wish I actually had food. 

Which member of Disney royalty are you? Sebastian from The Little Mermaid.

Which American historical figure are you most attracted to and why?

Young JFK because he was just flat out gorgeous.

If you could join one group on campus, what would it be?

Hamilton Republicans AND the Hamilton Democrats. Gotta keep the people guessing.

What’s your patronus and why? A ferret. They’re kinda cute but also a little creepy.

If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose?

Playing in the KJ water feature.

Who would you say is your campus crush? Marge.

Who would you say is your faculty crush? Also Marge.

What is the weirdest thing currently in your room?

A rubber wolf mask that materialized in our room freshman year... It’s just ours now.

If you could remake the points system what would be the number one offense?

Stealing bikes. F*** those guys, they’re the worst kind of people and should be ashamed of themselves. I know that their mothers would be ashamed of them, too.

Favorite campus study spot? 3rd floor library–silence is golden, people.

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