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Bachelorette: Kacy Hobbis '17
By Spec Staff
October 20, 2016
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Hometown: Chatham, N.J.
Home on Campus: Milbank 36.
Major: Government.
Turn On? Proper bike etiquette.
Turn Off? Not using a bike light or turning signals.
If you were a dorm which would you be and why?
Milbank because its for lightside people trying to be darkside.
What advertising slogan best describes your life? “Mmm, mmm, good” – Campbell’s Soup.
What TV genre best describes you? Comedy that tries too hard to be funny.
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you? I just sent in my mail-in ballot – want to talk politics?
What’s the last lie you told? Of course I did all the reading.
If you were any social space, what would it be? The Hub because it is always a little awkward and sweaty.
Which American historical figure are you most attracted to and why? A young pre-politcs George W. Bush.
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be? Conspiracy theorists.
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose? Swimming in the pond in front of the KTSA.
Who would you say is your campus crush? The Flobaris.
Who would you say is your faculty crush? Phil Klinkner.
What is the weirdest thing currently in your room? Giant poster of Paul Ryan’s face.
If you could remake the points system, what would be the number one offense? Having sex with the blinds up on the darkside.
If you were a food, which would you be and why? Taylor ham, egg, and cheese with Ketchup because New Jersey.
What was your first thought this morning? Why is my alarm going off? It’s the weekend––on a Tuesday.
What would your perfect date be? Hanging outside, drinking some brews, and eating some nomz.