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Bachelor: Teddy Sullivan ’19
By Spectator Staff
December 1, 2016
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Hometown: Bethesda, M.D.
Home on Campus: Bundy West AKA Siberia.
Major: Government
Turn On? Self-deprecating humor.
Turn Off? Facebook statuses longer than three sentences.
If you were a dorm which would you be and why? Bundy: an isolated lawless land.
What advertising slogan best describes your life? Por que no los dos?
What TV genre best describes you? Housewives Franchise.
If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, whom would you pick and why? Stevie Nicks and Justin Bieber: basic but grungy.
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you? If you were a fruit, you’d be a FINE-apple.
What’s the last lie you told? “I’m only having one drink tonight.”
What’s the meaning of life? Bears, beats, battlestar galactica.
If you were any social space what would it be?
Village Tavern.
Which American historical figure are you most attracted to and why? Joe Biden.
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose? Open container comes to mind, but I’m open to exploring what “lewd or indecent behavior” entails.
Favorite campus study spot? Opus 1.
Who would you say is your campus crush? Jake Bolster and Collin Purcell.
What is the weirdest thing currently in your room? A drawer full of China Sea take-out menus.
If you could remake the points system, what would be the number one offense?Cutting the diner line.
If you were a food, which would you be and why? Nachos, zesty with a litle something for everyone.
What are three things you cannot live without? Sarah Robertson, Netflix and my afternoon nap.
Where do you go when you want to be alone? I swaddle myself into a cocoon using my blanket.
What would your perfect date be? Mimosa-filled brunch and then a matinee.
What was your first thought this morning?
Am I hungover or just sick?