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Bachelor: Aaron Collins
By Spectator Staff
November 3, 2016
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Hometown: Berne, N.Y.
Home on Campus: Root.
Major: Psychology.Turn On? Being able to hold a long conversation without issue.
Turn Off? Referencing 2007 memes.
If you were a dorm which would you be and why?
Wally J. It’s weird and out of the way but everybody knows it exists and it’s actuallly pretty cool.
What advertising slogan best describes your life? “It’s what your right arm’s for.”
If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, whom would you pick and why?
Nergal and Taylor Swift. I’m pretty Kvlt but I’m also super f******* basic.
Lights on or off? Depends on the situation. You’ll have to find out yourself.
What TV genre best describes you? British Mockumentary.
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you? I like your shirt.
What’s your type? People I can’t have. (Sheds single tear).
If you were any social space, what would it be? The basement of Sadove: out of the way, a bit dark but a lot of fun.
What are three things you cannot live without? Music, dogs and chocolate.
Where do you go when you want to be alone?
If I told you that, I wouldn’t be able to go there to be alone anymore now would I?
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be?
The Daily Bull. Everything they do is amazing.
What’s your patronus and why?
A platypus as they’ve just got a hell of a lot going on. They’re mammals with beaks that lay eggs and the males have poisonous spurs on their hind legs. Is anything cooler than them?
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose?
I’d get onto the roof of every single building...
What would you give a thumbs up? Ironically stepping on the map.
What would you give a thumbs down? Meninism.
What’s the weirdest thing currently in your room? Four cans of silly string. Don’t ask.
Who would you say is your faculty crush? Ravi. Easily.