May 3, 2012
L. J. Scurfield '12
Hometown: Harrisburg, PA
Home on Campus: Milbank
Major: Classical languages
Turn On? See Bridget’s
Turn Off? Red hair
What is your worst habit? Biting my nails
Lights on or lights off? Turn on the lights in here, baby
If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, which would you pick and why? I’d have to say Chris Martin and Adam Young. Chris is a Classics major and Owl City soothes my soul.
If you had to create a new points system what would be the #1 offense? Drinking inside on a beautiful day
What advertising slogan best describes your life? “Gotta catch em all” -Pokemon
What movie genre best describes you? Chick flicks - guilty pleasure
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you? Wanna come back to my room and ...
What’s your spirit animal? Cat. Cat face all day, all night.
What’s your type? Shorter than me!
Where do you go when you want to be alone? Steven Saurbier’s bed.
What are 3 things you cannot live without? Golf, love, and Matt Langan.
If you were a food, which would you be and why? A samosa. Crunchy on the outside. Yummy on the inside.
If you were any social space, what would it be and why? Old school ELS. Need I say more?
If you could get rid of one group on campus, what would it be and why? Pb... I mean the golden bike guild
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be and why? KDO. For naked capture the flag
What would you say is your best feature? My awkwardness and self-confidence.
If you could trade jobs with anyone at Hamilton for a day what would it be? Whoever picked the class and charter day bands and I think that explains itself
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose? Fire extinguisher since I’ve always wanted to used one.
What would you give a thumbs up? Clams at the pub.
What would you give a thumbs down? Streaking team.
What is the weirdest thing currently in your room? A double-sided dildo. Well I guess it’s chopped in half but still...
What would your perfect date be? A round of golf followed by The Only Cafe and then who knows. We’ll see where the night takes us.
Who is your campus crush? That redhead next to me.
Bridget Vellturo '14
Hometown: Concord, MA
Home on Campus: Bundy East
Major: Classical Languages
Relationship Status: Taken. Like the Liam Neeson classic.
Turn On? Slevel
Turn Off? Levels
If you were a dorm, which would you be and why? Carnegie, cause one day imma be insanely rich without trying, just like Andrew Carnegie himself
Lights on or lights off? Neither, strobe light or bust.
If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians which would you pick and why? Fergie and Jesus
If you had to create a new points system, what would be the #1 offense? People asking questions when class has ended (not only will you get expelled, KPD will personally escort you to a jail cell and your roommate will be the Craigslist killer)
What advertising slogan best describes your life? “Hold on...let me put my slippers on”
What movie genre best describes you? Rock opera
What’s your spirit animal? Angelica Pickles
What’s your type? Blood type? B positive
If you were a food, which would you be and why? Pop rocks
Where do you go when you want to be alone? Room of Requirement
If you were any social space, what would it be and why? Hotel Utica/Stonebridge. I’m classy, but after weekend I always have some vomit on me somewhere...oh yeah, and the aftertaste of gourmet mottz sticks
If you could get rid of one group on campus, what would it be and why? That group that reads Paradise Lost in the library once a year. STOP IT. YOU’RE DISTRACTING. (Only talk again when paradise has been found, please)
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be and why? The faculty, then I can park in their lots.
What’s your favorite animal? A human.
If you could trade jobs with anyone at Hamilton for a day what would it be? Angel, WTF DOES THE BACK ROOM OF THE DINER LOOK LIKE?
What is the weirdest thing currently in your room? A name tag that says “Emma Leeds”
What would your perfect date be? That’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25th. Because it’s not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacekt.
Who is your campus crush? LJ Scurfield...call me maybe: 555-JKAY?