October 18, 2012
Bachelor Chip Sinton '13
Hometown: Orlando, FL.
Home on Campus: The MajApp.
Major: Government/Creative Writing.
Turn On? Humor and curiosity.
Turn Off? A poorly hidden admiration for Ayn Rand.
What is your worst habit? Talking.
Lights on or lights off? Red wax candles.
If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, whom would you pick and why? Childish Gambino and Bruce Springsteen, QED
What advertising slogan best describes your life? “A mind is a terrible thing to waste” (United Negro College Fund, circa 1970).
What movie genre best describes you? Cerebral Coming-of-Age Comedies That Tanked at the Box Office but Now Enjoy Cult Classic Status, or maybe just Bruce Willis movies. Depends on when you catch me.
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you? “Your friends run around naked together? Are you gay or something?”
What’s your type? Garamond if I’m feeling frisky.
Where do you go when you want to be alone? A place inside myself that feels a lot like home.
What are three things you cannot live without? Friends, whiskey and the internet.
If you were any social space, what would it be and why? Bundy, because my past is dark and full of mistakes.
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be? Fellowship of Christian Athletes, cuz Jesus Christ I wish I was good at sports.
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose? Discharge of a fire extinguisher, woooohooooooo.
What would you give a thumbs up? People who like Ravenclaw, and who strive for a greater understanding of Hufflepuff.
What would you give a thumbs down? Popular confusion over ‘pollice verso’ (this is a dog whistle to cute Classics majors).
Who would you say is your campus crush? The person I keep smiling and hat-tipping at on Martin’s Way who keeps suddenly looking really shy upon receiving my eye contact and walks briskly past me, leaving me with only my headphones and daydreams.
What would your perfect date be? 2 for $20.
Bachelorette Abigail Noy '15
Hometown: New York City.
Home on Campus: Babbitt.
Major: English.
Turn On? Freckles.
Turn Off? Bad breath.
What is your worst habit? Nail biting.
Lights on or lights off? Off.
If you were a dorm, which would you be and why? Root, because I’m substance free.
If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, whom would you pick and why? The lesbian power couple of Joanna Newsom and Taylor Swift.
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you? “Hey baby, the sun isn’t the only thing that also rises.”
If you could have any super power, what would it be and why? Teleportation, because I am temporarily handicapped.
What’s your type? Tall, dark hair, light eyes, witty, sweet and a fan of cuddling.
What advertising slogan best describes your life? “Gimme a break.”
If you were a food, which would you be and why? Nachos, because I really want nachos right now.
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be? The Buffers, just to mix up gender norms.
What would you say is your best feature or quality? My affinity for baking.
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose? Painting my walls to make it look like I live under the sea.
What movie genre best describes you? Whatever the genre of Jumanji is.
What’s your favorite animal? Elephant.
What would you give a thumbs up? Chai spice cookies.
What would you give a thumbs down? The lack of ginger ale in McEwen.
Who would you say is your campus crush? The Alexander Hamilton statue.
What is the weirdest thing currently in your room? My Rorschach action figure.
What are three things you cannot live without? Music, company and re-runs of “Boy Meets World.”
What would your perfect date be? Watching “Arrested Development” under the covers on a rainy day.