Features
Bachelor and Bachelorette
By Features Staff
April 6, 2017
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Anna E. Arnn ’17
Hometown: Pittsburgh, PA.
Home on Campus: Skenandoa (+honorary member of MoHo003).
Major: Archaeology, with minors in biology and chemistry.
Turn On? Intellect.
Turn Off? Entitlement.
If you were a dorm which would you be and why? Sken probably because it’s chill but also a little extra.
If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, whom would you pick and why? Paul Simon and 2005 Carrie Underwood (think “Before He Cheats”), but I wouldn’t mind being raised by Tracy Chapman and/or Cher.
What TV genre best describes you? In my mind, David Lynch. In reality, British dramas with a strong female lead.
If you were any social space, what would it be? The area between the Barn and the Annex because it’s like “do I really want to be here or do I just want to go home?”
What’s your patronus and why? Pottermore says it would be a St. Bernard? *shrugging woman emoji*.
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose? That’s cute.
Who would you say is your campus crush? Hands down, Margaret Laurel Boyd. Or the hockey team (congrats you guys!)
Who would you say is your faculty crush? Cynthia Downs//Peter Millet//Lily McArn.
What is the weirdest thing currently in your room? Some zebrafish embryos, assorted pieces of obsidian, an “Accounting for Dummies” book that I keep thinking I’ll read and a box of suture materials.
If you could remake the points system, what would be the number one offense? Microagressions and misogyny.
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you? Most recently, in Canada, someone came up to me and said: “¡Hola! ¿Nos conocimos en París?” Given my unparalleled foresight and quick wit, I said “¡No!” and walked away.
What’s your type? Helvetica or Garamond when I’m keeping things casual, but Times New Roman when it’s time to get down to business ;)
Lights on or lights off? Conventional lights off, lava lamps on.
What would your perfect date be? April 7 because it’s my birthday, everyone!!!!
Angelo J. Morlani ’17
Hometown: Wilmington, MA.
Home on Campus: Babbitt.
Major: Economics.
Turn On? Laughing at my jokes.
Turn Off? Failing to laugh at my obviously hilarious jokes.
If you were a dorm which would you be and why? Babbit because it’s big and there is frequently weed smoke coming out of it.
If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, whom would you pick and why? Elton John and Mariah Carey-—if you know me personally, I don’t really need to explain why.
What TV genre best describes you? Musicals—I break out into song fairly frequently.
Lights on or off? Lights off to reduce my carbon footprint, obviously.
What’s your type? Type 1 (My boyfriend is diabetic).
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you? I once very seriously used, “Is that a shovel in your back pocket? Because I’m digging that ass.” And it worked.
If you were any social space, what would it be? The Hub because there are vending machines in the basement for spur-of-the moment snacking.
If you were a food, which would you be and why? A Sour Patch Kids because when you meet me: first I’m sour, then I’m sweet.
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be? Ideally, The Small Group of People That Angelo Morlani Respects, but I’ve heard that’s hard to get into.
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose? Not wiping down the machines in the gym after using them.
What are three things you cannot live without? Gym, tan, laundry.
What’s your patronus and why? A house cat because I’m lazy and disinterested in most things besides food.
Where do you go when you want to be alone? A practice room in List or my bedroom.
What’s the weirdest thing currently in your room? My friend Jess. We’re watching a movie together as I write this.
What whould you say is your campus crush? That one guy on the hockey team with the big butt. You know the one.
What would you say is your faculty crush? Chaise LaDousa 150 percent.
What would you give a thumbs up? Dank memes.