March 30, 2017
Thumbs Up
Microsoft Workshops with Nicole Richie.
I learned so much about the most important requirements for being successful in business, which are obviously developing your personal brand and not over plucking your eyebrows!
Thumbs Down
Power Yoga Cancelled.
I was so devastated that the only healthy thing I do was cancelled (thanks, David Thompson) that I had to go lie in my bed for five hours and watch Nicole Richie’s Microsoft workshop just to recover.
Who Cares?
It’s now that incredible period of the spring semester in which everyone has forgotten how to do they extreme amount of work they have.
At least we have 30 seconds of pleasant weather waiting for us before finals start!
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