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Bachelor and Bachelorette

By Steve Rosenman '13 and Charlotte Lescroart '13

November 8, 2012

 Bachelor Steve Rosenman '13

Hometown: Bryn Mawr, PA.
Home on Campus: G Road.
Major: Math.
Relationship status: Single.
Turn On? A girl with a pretty smile and good sense of fashion.
Turn Off? If you’re not a fan of Rok Late Night, no need to keep reading.
Lights on or lights off? That’s getting a little picky.
If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, whom would you pick and why? Bruce and Jackson Browne.
If you were any social space, what would it be and why? The Grandes back porch.
If you had to create a new points system what would be the #1 offense? Freshmen in the Pub followed closely by sending all campus emails about chair massages.
What advertising slogan best describes your life? “Melts in your mouth, not in your hands” —M&Ms.
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you? “I didn’t know jellyfishes could be so sexy.”
What’s your type? Athletic, blonde, outdoorsy, smart, likes to have a fun time (but isn’t in the group People who like to do fun things), enjoying getting dunked at parties, likes Mount Washington, isn’t scared of the Grandes hot tub...for a full list, see my Facebook!
Where do you go when you want to be alone? T-Stone.
If you were a food, which would you be and why? The loaded chips from the VT. I’m sure they’re not actually that great, but when you’re drunk, there’s nothing better.
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be? Those guys who host the Farm Party.
If you could get rid of one group on campus, what would it be? Those guys who host the Farm Party.
What’s your spirit animal and why? A moose...
What are 3 things you cannot live without? Early Coms, Bottle at the Rok, and Will Schoder.
What movie genre best describes you? Romance.
What would you give a thumbs up? Slip ‘n Slide at G Road.
What would you give a thumbs down? The Pub not serving drinks during Pub Lunch.
What’s the weirdest thing currently in your room? A penis-shaped rock...I guess that’s what you get with a Geo major roommate.
Who would you say is your campus crush? Laura Donaldson.
What would your perfect date be? 5:01 Commons.
If you could trade jobs with anyone at Hamilton for a day what would it be? I don’t have a job so it wouldn’t be a fair trade.
What would you say is your best feature or quality? I’ve gotten a surprising number of compliments about how nice my fingernails are.

Bachelorette Charlotte Lescroart '13

Hometown:  Princeton, NJ.
Home on Campus: Tony’s.
Major: Environmental Studies, Geo focus.
Relationship status: Looking for love.
Turn On? Someone that challenges me...and cute butts.
Turn Off? Bad teeth (I love my retainers).
What is your worst habit? Driving too fast.
Lights on or lights off? Do candles count?
If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, whom would you pick and why? Blake Shelton and Frank Ocean because I like to mix things up.
If you were a dorm, which would you be and why? Skenandoa because it’s on the light side but, a little dark...and has an elevator!
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you? Your shirt looks like it has candy corn on it, I love candy corn. Want to eat some later? (Was used on me at the Pub).
If you could have any super power, what would it be and why? Teleportation, so I could travel anywhere in the world, and be with whomever I choose no matter how far away they are!
What’s your type? Anyone who can successfully run 1 mile.
What advertising slogan best describes your life? “It’s everywhere you want to be.” (VISA)
If you were a food, which would you be and why? A lobster because I love the ocean and turn red (blush) easily.
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be? Do Opus workers count as an on-campus group? Because that has always been my dream.
If you could get rid of one group on campus, what would it be? People who like to do fun things. (I am SO SORRY—please do not shoot me with your nerf guns.)
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose? Parking wherever I choose.
What would you give a thumbs up? DFMs.
What would you give a thumbs down? Freshmen holding hands on Martin’s Way.
What’s your spirit animal? A lemur. Big eyed and bushy tailed
What’s the weirdest thing currently in your room? A Graphium sarpedon (preserved in an acrylic frame).
What are three things you cannot live without? Cheese, a toothbrush, and glow-in-the-dark stars (for my ceiling).
If you had to create a new points system what would be the #1 offense? Smoking cigarettes on campus.
If you were any social space, what would it be and why? Full Annex, because I don’t do anything half-assed.
If you could trade jobs with anyone at Hamilton for a day what would it be? Murph, our Equipment Manager. You get to see everyone from the window!

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