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Bachelor and Bachelorette

By Lyman Munschauer '13 & Sabrina Yurkofsky '15

November 29, 2012

Bachelor: Lyman Munschauer '13

Hometown: Buffalo, NY.
Home on Campus: Babbitt 24.
Major: Geology.
Turn On? Beautiful eyes.
Turn Off? Smoking.
If you were a dorm which would you be and why?  Saunders because it’s kind of a secret but it impresses the ladies.

Lights on or lights off? Her choice.
If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, whom would you pick and why? Main Cain and Ke$ha.
What advertising slogan best describes your life? “Good to the last drop.”
What TV genre best describes you? A soap opera.
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you? While watching the Olympics I asked, “Do you want to go for the gold?”
What’s your type? Athletic, nice, low-maintenance and likes the outdoors.
What are three things you cannot live without? Cheese, hot sauce and Breaking Amish.
If you were any social space, what would it be? Major Faculty Apartment.
Where do you go when you want to be alone? Science center 1033.
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be? Fine Lettuce Tasting Club.
What’s your spirit animal and why? Lion, but I have been told I am a mosquito.
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose? To have my Campo Uniform back.
What would you give a thumbs up? Trivia night...makes Tuesday night drinking respectable.
What would you give a thumbs down? Hamilton Compliments. Grow a pair and say it to my face.
Who would you say is your campus crush? Virginia Walsh ;)
What would your perfect date be? Me cooking dinner. I love to cook.
What is the weirdest thing currently in your room? 6 items from 6 different fraternities or sororities.

Bachelorette: Sabrina Yurkofsky '15

Hometown:  Wayland, MA.

Home on Campus: The Kirk.
Major: Interdisciplinary between Creative Writing and CNMS.
Relationship status: Single and Mingling.
Turn On? Sorkinisms.
Turn Off? Outies.
Lights on or lights off? Clap lights.
If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, whom would you pick and why? Cher and Ricky Martin. It just feels right.
What advertising slogan best describes your life? Home of the Whopper.
What movie genre best describes you? Black Comedy. But like Teeth, not Madea.
What’s the worst pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you? My pharmacist once leered and said, ‘See you next month’ as he handed me the pill. That wasn’t awesome.
If you could have any super power, what would it be and why? What does Cory Booker have? I want that.
What’s your type? Gay, but doesn’t know it yet.
Where do you go when you want to be alone? Joanie’s Open Hour.
What are three things you cannot live without? IPod, The Onion, and Reese’s Pieces.
If you were a food, which would you be and why? Honeydew melon. I’m sweet and delightful!
If you could get rid of one group on campus, what would it be? The Daily Bull, for obvious reasons.
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be? Duelly Noted. See next question for why.
Who would you say is your campus crush? Michael Dyer. Obviously.
What would you say is your best feature or quality? I haven’t had a cavity in a year.
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose? Christmas lights in dorms!!
What would you give a thumbs up? Penicillin.
What would you give a thumbs down? Dolphins.
What is the weirdest thing currently in your room? Geoffrey, the hedgehog puppet.
What would your perfect date be? It has to end with Jeremy Renner buying me a puppy.

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