Features
Bachelorette and Bachelorette
By Features Staff
April 13, 2017
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Jacqueline Guyol ’17:
Hometown: Saint Louis, MO.
Home on Campus: Milbank 13.
Major: Economics and Environmental Studies
Turn on? La Croix.
Turn off? Polar Springs.
If you were a dorm which would you be and why? Dunham, because I fall apart on the weekends.
If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, whom would you pick and why? Trampled by Turtles and Simon and Garfunkel and Death Cab for Cutie = Trampled by Garfunkel for QT.
What advertising slogan best describes your life? Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Jacqueline ;).
What TV genre best describes you? As Seen On TV Commercials.
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you? “It’s the semester of yes!” Yes, it worked.
What’s your type? 6’7”, Midwestern, with a propensity to turn off the heat during the day.
What are three things you cannot live without? Reduce, Reuse, Recycle.
If you were any social space, what would it be? The Glen with a fire burning sustainably-sourced wood and plenty of recycling bins for craft beer bottles.
Where do you go when you want to be alone? Not my bed (my suitemates are always there.)
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be? DWipp’s inner circle.
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose? Parking in faculty lots all the time.
What would you give a thumbs up? Wearing pajama pants in private.
What would you give a thumbs down? Wearing pajama pants in public.
Who would you say is your faculty crush? Stephen Owen.
What is the weirdest thing currently in your room? My suitemates (they’re in my bed, they never leave… please send help).
If you could remake the points system, what would be the number one offense? Pronouncing my name wrong.
What’s your patronus and why? Pottermore told me I’m a dolphin.
Lights on or lights off? Lights off saves energy.
Gianna Dischiavo ’20:
Hometown: New Hartford, N.Y.
Home on Campus: Keehndom.
Major: Psychology.
Turn On? Tube socks and boat shoes.
Turn Off? Boat shoes without socks.
If you were a dorm which would you be and why? Rogers because it’s really nice, but no one actually wants to be there.
If you had to describe yourself as the love child of any two musicians, whom would you pick and why? Blink-182 and Beyoncé because I’m angsty but also I dream of having twins with Jay-Z someday.
What advertising slogan best describes your life?
Just Do It.
What’s the best pick-up line you’ve ever used/had used on you? (Used on me) Are you a pair of space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.
What’s your type? Tall, symmetrical face, breathing.
What are three things you cannot live without? Pasta bar, groutfits, everything bagels.
If you were any social space, what would it be? Drommons.
Where do you go when you want to be alone? One of the many corners of KJ.
If you could join one group on campus, what would it be? Streaking team.
If you could break one rule at Hamilton and get away with it, which would you choose? Stealing people’s spots in KJ.
What would you give a thumbs up? Mozz sticks at 11:30 p.m.
What would you give a thumbs down? Trash can squirrels.
Who would you say is your campus crush? My bed because bed is bae.
Who would you say is your faculty crush? Wally from Diner.
What would your perfect date be? Procrastinating in KJ Atrium together.
What is the weirdest thing currently in your room? Me.
If you could remake the points system, what would be the number one offense? People who don’t flush.
If you were a food, which would you be and why? Spinach because not many people like me, but they’ll deal with me.