February 4, 2016
It helps you pick up packages; it gets you books from the library; it does your laundry, it feeds you; it gets you home at night; and it even used to be a Discovery Card until March 2014. It’s the glue that holds together each and every Hamilton student, the foundation to a successful Hamilton experience and the means to life itself on this campus. Without it, all hope can seem utterly lost. It’s the Hamilton Hill Card, a device praised by the Hill Card information page as the “system [that] makes exterior keys obsolete.” As priceless as these small pieces of plastic may be, they’re misplaced constantly (I’ve lost mine for a multiple-day period over 10 times, as of last week, but it’s still a vintage 2013 model). Nobody wants to pay the 20-dollar fee to replace it, which is why this campus is in dire need of a Hill Card survival guide—to get you through a maximum of two weeks sans Hill Card until you’re reunited at last.
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