Top 10 Reasons to Join the Fencing Team

10. The nifty white uniforms.

9. The fencing team throws the only parties on campus that serve mead.

8. Fencing attracts more strange looks from passers-by than any other sport at Hamilton.

7. Jello.

6. Meet interesting new people... and stab them.

5. Learn how to defend yourself from chainsaw-weilding zombies.

4. So every stupid thing you say can be immortalized forever on the Quotes Page

3. Swords... Freud... Need I say more?

2. Increase your sex appeal with a firm, well-toned Fencer Butt.

1. Being able to critique the sword fighting in The Princess Bride